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Rest in Pitch

Your startup died. Give it a legendary funeral for $10.

by Aleksandras Jakovlevas
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💀 Your startup failed. We think it deserves a proper funeral. Meet **Rest in Pitch** — a ridiculously unnecessary but surprisingly heartfelt digital funeral service for dead startups and abandoned business ideas. For just $10, you get: ⚰️ A personalized, hilariously tragic obituary. 🪦 A custom digital gravestone featuring your startup's name. 📜 A fictional death certificate commemorating its glorious failure. Choose between a friendly farewell or a brutally sarcastic roast. Everything is personalized and delivered digitally within 24 hours after we receive your details. We launched today with zero customers and one question: will anyone actually pay to bury their failed startup? Bad ideas deserve legendary goodbyes. 👉 https://ko-fi.com/restinpitch

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